Title: If Duke can Sue cause their team sucks? Why can't I
Description: sue cause I had a bad life?
Description: sue cause I had a bad life?
steveox - June 22, 2008 03:35 PM (GMT)
Judge: Duke football indeed stinksFor once,
Duke was so bad on the football field that it won
The News & Observer reported that the school avoided paying the University of Louisville $450,000 for opting out of three football games. Duke lawyers essentially had argued that the Blue Devils were so bad any Division I team could have replaced them on the Cardinals' schedule.
Louisville's breach of contract suit, filed in Franklin County (Ky.) Circuit Court, was dismissed by Judge Phillip J. Shepherd on Thursday. The contract had called for a penalty of $150,000 per game to be assessed if a date with a "team of similar stature" could not be scheduled in the event of a cancellation.
According to the Louisville Courier-Journal, the judge's summary included the following:
"At oral argument, Duke (with a candor perhaps more attributable to good legal strategy than to institutional modesty) persuasively asserted that this is a threshold that could not be any lower."
Duke has gone 13-90 over the last nine seasons and beat only Northwestern en route to a 1-11 mark and winless ACC campaign last year.
The teams, which played in 2002, were slated to face each other last season, this season and in 2009. Louisville played nonconference games last season against Championship Subdivision Murray State, Middle Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina State and Syracuse.
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/rumors/post/...urn=ncaaf,89496
You see why I dont like this Country. Cause america is the only country in the world you can sue for over stupid shit. I TRIED TO GET A LAWYER AND I WANTED TO SUE LEEBSURG VA For ruining my life. But No lawyer would take my case! you see why I liked the Soviet Union so much? Cause in communist nations you can't sue for stupid stuff. In a matter of fact you can't sue AT ALL IN COMMUNIST NATIONS!!!! I can't even get a Lawyer to sue Girls who won't even try to go out on a date with me.
Duke was so bad on the football field that it won
The News & Observer reported that the school avoided paying the University of Louisville $450,000 for opting out of three football games. Duke lawyers essentially had argued that the Blue Devils were so bad any Division I team could have replaced them on the Cardinals' schedule.
Louisville's breach of contract suit, filed in Franklin County (Ky.) Circuit Court, was dismissed by Judge Phillip J. Shepherd on Thursday. The contract had called for a penalty of $150,000 per game to be assessed if a date with a "team of similar stature" could not be scheduled in the event of a cancellation.
According to the Louisville Courier-Journal, the judge's summary included the following:
"At oral argument, Duke (with a candor perhaps more attributable to good legal strategy than to institutional modesty) persuasively asserted that this is a threshold that could not be any lower."
Duke has gone 13-90 over the last nine seasons and beat only Northwestern en route to a 1-11 mark and winless ACC campaign last year.
The teams, which played in 2002, were slated to face each other last season, this season and in 2009. Louisville played nonconference games last season against Championship Subdivision Murray State, Middle Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina State and Syracuse.
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/rumors/post/...urn=ncaaf,89496
You see why I dont like this Country. Cause america is the only country in the world you can sue for over stupid shit. I TRIED TO GET A LAWYER AND I WANTED TO SUE LEEBSURG VA For ruining my life. But No lawyer would take my case! you see why I liked the Soviet Union so much? Cause in communist nations you can't sue for stupid stuff. In a matter of fact you can't sue AT ALL IN COMMUNIST NATIONS!!!! I can't even get a Lawyer to sue Girls who won't even try to go out on a date with me.
hankaaron44 - June 22, 2008 04:29 PM (GMT)
Does your penis still turn hard every time you see a naked man?
steveox - June 22, 2008 05:54 PM (GMT)
I get a Hard on looking at this bitch
hankaaron44 - June 22, 2008 07:06 PM (GMT)
What if I told you that's a man?
Tribe No 1 Fan - June 22, 2008 07:25 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (steveox @ Jun 22 2008, 12:54 PM) |
I get a Hard on looking at this bitch |
You're fucking sick.
steveox - June 22, 2008 07:40 PM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Tribe No 1 Fan @ Jun 22 2008, 02:25 PM) | ||
You're fucking sick. |
I know youre sick cause YOURE GAY!
Tribe No 1 Fan - June 22, 2008 07:42 PM (GMT)
O NO U DI'INT!
SOMNEONE PLZ TELL ME HE DI'INT JUS' DO THAT
SOMNEONE PLZ TELL ME HE DI'INT JUS' DO THAT
BaseballKnowledge - June 29, 2008 02:26 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (steveox @ Jun 22 2008, 10:35 AM) |
| Judge: Duke football indeed stinksFor once, Duke was so bad on the football field that it won The News & Observer reported that the school avoided paying the University of Louisville $450,000 for opting out of three football games. Duke lawyers essentially had argued that the Blue Devils were so bad any Division I team could have replaced them on the Cardinals' schedule. Louisville's breach of contract suit, filed in Franklin County (Ky.) Circuit Court, was dismissed by Judge Phillip J. Shepherd on Thursday. The contract had called for a penalty of $150,000 per game to be assessed if a date with a "team of similar stature" could not be scheduled in the event of a cancellation. According to the Louisville Courier-Journal, the judge's summary included the following: "At oral argument, Duke (with a candor perhaps more attributable to good legal strategy than to institutional modesty) persuasively asserted that this is a threshold that could not be any lower." Duke has gone 13-90 over the last nine seasons and beat only Northwestern en route to a 1-11 mark and winless ACC campaign last year. The teams, which played in 2002, were slated to face each other last season, this season and in 2009. Louisville played nonconference games last season against Championship Subdivision Murray State, Middle Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina State and Syracuse. http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/rumors/post/...urn=ncaaf,89496 You see why I dont like this Country. Cause america is the only country in the world you can sue for over stupid shit. I TRIED TO GET A LAWYER AND I WANTED TO SUE LEEBSURG VA For ruining my life. But No lawyer would take my case! you see why I liked the Soviet Union so much? Cause in communist nations you can't sue for stupid stuff. In a matter of fact you can't sue AT ALL IN COMMUNIST NATIONS!!!! I can't even get a Lawyer to sue Girls who won't even try to go out on a date with me. |
BaseballKnowledge - June 29, 2008 02:28 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (steveox @ Jun 22 2008, 02:40 PM) | ||||
I know youre sick cause YOURE GAY! |
Papelmate - June 29, 2008 04:15 AM (GMT)
LOL LETS POST FUNNY IMAGES ON THE INTERNET THAT HAVE BEEN USED HUNDREDS OF TIMES THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE LIKE ME
BaseballKnowledge - June 29, 2008 04:41 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (Papelmate @ Jun 28 2008, 11:15 PM) |
| LOL LETS POST FUNNY IMAGES ON THE INTERNET THAT HAVE BEEN USED HUNDREDS OF TIMES THAT WILL MAKE EVERYONE LIKE ME |
You know, if it's good for a hundred, why not go for a thousand? Besides, my goal on this site is the get people NOT to like me, and I've done a helluva good job.
Papelmate - June 29, 2008 04:45 AM (GMT)
| QUOTE (BaseballKnowledge @ Jun 28 2008, 11:41 PM) |
| You know, if it's good for a hundred, why not go for a thousand? Besides, my goal on this site is the get people NOT to like me, and I've done a helluva good job. |
oh thats fine then
hankaaron44 - June 29, 2008 06:51 AM (GMT)
Well you could start by saying that lemonade can only be sold if you have a steveox approved license.