We have the fucking easiest interleague schedule ever and we fucking get swept by 2 last place teams. FUCKING WIN.

JEREMY SOWERS TAKE YOUR FUCKING SMARTNESS AND GO TO A CHESS CLUB YOU ASS.

Fucking Eric Wedge doesn't do shit to help us win.

FRANKLIN FUCKING GUTIERREZ AND JHONNY FUCKING PERALTA, LEARN HOW TO HIT THE GODDAMN FUCKING BALL.

Hye wnat some overpaid veterans to help you win?

Wedge'll come up with this lineup tomorrow.

1. Sizemore CF
2. Carroll 2B
3. Dellucci LF
4. Gutierrez RF
5. Peralta SS
6. Fasano 1B
7. Shoppach C
8. Marte 3B
9. Lee P

Wedge: "WELL, JOLLY GOOD EVENIN' FINE SIRS. I DECIDED THAT IT WAS TIME TO MIX THINGS UP A BIT TONIGHT. UNFORTUNATELY WE WERE UNABLE TO SCORE MUCH AND WIN GAMES SO HOPEFULLY WITH A FRESH NEW LOOK TONIGHT WE CAN START GETTING HOT LOL! GO US!!!!!"

Reporter: "Mr. Wedge, why don't you move Grady down to 3rd?"

Wedge: "BECAUSE I'M ERIC WEDGE GODDAMN IT. GRADY IS OUR LEADOFF MAN AND GRADY SAYS HE LIKES BATTING LEADOFF. AND THE INDIANS ORGANIZATION HAS COME TO A CONSENSUS THAT HAVING A POWER HITTER IN THE 3 AND 4 SPOTS IS OVERRATED."

WEDGE: "TODAY IS A GOOD DAY FOR THE INDIANS ORGANIZATION. WITH THE SIGNING OF SAL FASANO, THIS PROVES THAT WE ARE NOT AFRAID TO MAKE BIG ACQUISITIONS. SINCE RYAN GARKO HAS COOLED DOWN A BIT IN THE LAST 5 GAMES, WE ASKED SAL IF HE WOULD BE WILLING TO LEARN 3RD BASE SO TOMORROW AFTERNOON WE'LL GIVE HIM INFIELD PRACTICE AND HAVE HIM AT 1B TOMORROW EVENIN'!"

Reporter: "Anything else?"

Wedge: "WHY YES, MIGHTY FINE LAD. AS THE MANAGER OF THIS TEAM, I REALIZE THAT WE'RE STRUGGLING, SO I APOLOGIZE FOR THE POOR PERFORMANCE THIS TEAM PUT TONIGHT VERSUS COLORADO. STARTING TOMORROW, IF YOU HAVEN'T HEARD YET, WE'RE GIVING RYAN GARKO A BREAK TO FIND A WAY TO FIX HIS HITTING ISSUES HE'S HAD LATELY, AND WE'RE GOING TO TEACH SAL FASANO HOW TO PLAY FIRST BASE. ALSO I FIGURE SINCE CASEY HAD A MIGHTY BUSY EVENIN' RUNNING THOSE BASES TONIGHT, WE'RE GOING TO GIVE HIM A REST AND HAVE ANDY MARTE TAKE HIS PLACE. DON'T WORRY SIR, CHANGES ARE COMIN'!"

LOL maybe they can use this guy to help the tribe

I feel your pain. Jose Vidro has the Lowest OPS in the Majors next to Freddy Sanchez and here is how our line-up looks every night.


Ichiro
Lopez
VIDRO...WTF IT THIS
Ibanez
Beltre
Bloomquist/Reed
Sexson
Betancourt


Mac has Cairo hitting third one night too. It was bad. I feel for Mac though. I feel awfully bad because he is really a nice guy and a great baseball man (man not mind). It just too bad thinsg worked out like this.

Weren't you just talking about how you guys werered hot?

Way to change the title,..................................

After you see Grady's name at the top of the lineup, everyone else like bench guys lol

Yeah, and how awesome is this DL? Do you recall any better ones?

DL:

Travis Hafner
Victor Martinez
Jake Westbrook (done for year)
Fausto Carmona
Josh Barfield

Barfield has kinda been a bust huh?

We just called him up like 10 days ago, because Asdrubal can't hit a ball, and after two games he went to the DL. Last year was a typical sophomore slump that everyone goes through, and this year he can be alright.

The Indians are horse shit. Time to trade good old CC

NOT FUCKING YET

I think they could do better with two picks in return. They trade CC and noone will go to the games. They let him go in the off season and they can make up some BS how they can't afford him.

They don't need to make anything up because we all know we can't afford him..