If the Indians can't hit Mark Buehrle in Chicago, then something's fucked up with this team. Uchhhhh.

Play more Michael Aubrey and less Ryan Garko.

Play more Ben Francisco (and Shin Soo Choo when he'll return shortly) and less Franklin Gutierrez.

Send Asdrubal Cabrera down to Buffalo, because it's obvious he's having a typical shitty sophomore year, and promote Josh Barfield who has hit safely in like 17 of his last 19 games in Buffalo.

Get rid of Jhonny Peralta because he's a fat slob who just isn't meant to play shortstop for this ball club. Soon we'll have to put Asdrubal at SS (his natural position) and put Barfield at 2nd.

Get a fucking middle-of-the-order power hitter, like Garrett Atkins since the rumors keep flying.......

But Jesus Christ.

Like everyone in the AL has a shitty offense this year.

Travis Hafner lol

Oh, I forgot to add the Indians may want to think about doing something with Derrick Shelton because he hasn't been able to do shit about getting Hafner out of his slump and as much as I like him, he's not really doing much to prove he deserves a job right now.

Yeah. Cept the tiger against the M's

The starting pitching has been phenomenal, though.

C.C's been pitching gems as of late and certainly seems to be over his poor start to the season.

Fausto remains solidddd despite all of his walks. He is always giving the offense a chance to win us games.
Oh wait.

Paul Byrd's doing what he's supposed to as our 5th starter.

Cliff Lee's just a fucking dad. 'Nuff said.


But Aaron Laffey is 2-3 with a 1.60 ERA. Sorry, but that's just fucking sad.

62 Mets > 08 Indians

2008 white sox>2008 indians

You not that funny.

Was I trying to be funny? Nah, so go back to watching your M's get killed...

Once again...

Indians LOL

we're bad but I wouldn't go that far

and you're an ugly cunt

OMG FIGHTING CLOSE UP THE THREAD

Well doesn't get much better for you guys, Carmona to the DL.