: ehhhhhhhhhhhh anyon derr u no what im sayin

: yo boy diss is barreh wats up

: barrehhhhh, hai bro u bizy atm?

: nah gee wats up gibbeh

: mah job is on da line, cum bale me oot plz

: canada eww wtf gibbeh common now bro

: nah d00d itz c00l I got sum 1 to bak me up toooo

: o rly?

: hai barreh dis is rawksh00

: eh white d00d wats uppppp

: eh d00d we need a dee haych j00 wanna come make some moneh?

: /smell.. moneh? who said moneh? do I smell moneh?

: ughhh gibbeh why'd j00 tell j peterman about dis confrence call?

Look kids its Tom Green.

you lost weight.

Nah, green was kind of funny sometimes.

: eh man you no how it iz /puppet strings

: gdmnit.. hey jay peet wats up?

: u talkin contractz? I like teh contractsss

: gibbeh wants barreh to sign won

: o rly?

: yeahhh, mah boy tinks you gon fire him

: no wai hes mah boy we was rooomiez back in teh day /hides ernie whitt

: so who is teh dude with teh nose?

He's no Blindsided, but at least the kid's trying.

: what is going on here?

: hai mr godfrey itz barreh here wif some white d00ds and a giant nose

: itz not what u think bossman!!1!1!!

: I thot we disgust dis in teh spring j peterman

: yeh but

: 19 big slammas in 26 games d00d...

: h00 da fuck is dis pastey kid?

: watch ur mouf boyyy dat kid is mah boy I will fite u

: I will take you out back son and ... /racism

: :o .. oh wait just look at mah pic

: :o

: :D ... I mean :o

: ah shit now you gon dun somethin dirtay

: fuck you

GET TO DA CHOPPAAAAAAHHH

Did anyone enjoy this or is it pointless to continue?

A little bit of a, a little bit of b.

You did not just say that

The last one was hella funny.

Yeah I did ^

I don't think Barry would know who Godfrey is though.

Oddly reminds me of a scene in Borat where he learns to talk like a gangster. He walks into a hotel lobby with his pants pulled down and goes up to the main desk and says "Wassup with you vanilla face? Me an ma homie Azamad just parked our slab outside. We're lookin' for somewhere ta post up our black asses for tha nigh'. So uh, bang bang, skeet skeet, nigger! We justa coupla pimps no hoes!" Then he gets back in his back in his van and says "We can't stay here, they're player haters."

That's the part your questioning? Not me being in the conference call? Or Dutch appearing?

Well..it IS Barry Bonds..

I wanna chill with Barreh

Get him drunk and play truth or dare. Then dare him to shoot steroids.

Look at that pic of him doesn't he look like a happenin dude?

Boo Bonds