"A PERFECT ENDING"
by Juice for football fans everywhere…
Once upon a time there was a team in blue
Who made it to the playoffs despite starting 0 and 2
The Road Warriors from NY would bend but never fold
Winning 11 straight away games on the path to the Super Bowl
They rolled into Arizona heavy underdogs
But Coughlin's resilient bunch remained stoic in their cause
‘Twas Perfection vs. Destiny – but nothing is perfect 'tis true
Destiny would rule the day in the form of BIG BLUE!
The defense hounded Brady till he had stars in his eyes
He should have stayed at home twixt Giselle Munchkin's thighs
The Giants were the better team - all rumors put to bed
When Tyree snatched a Manning pass off his freakin' head!
They spoke of Moss and Seau and how perfect they would be
But alas at games end ‘twas Eli crowned MVP
No spygate here Bellicheat – all your cameras were tossed
You were clearly out coached by Spagnuola and you freakin' lost
"Good Lord!" Bob Kraft cried, "My team has come undone!"
Correct Skeeza! You perfect team is now 18 and 1
The New York Giants are champions - of this there is no denyin'
Their gritty, determined effort left the Pats cryin'
Sorry New England – your team has run out of luck
The New York area salutes you with a chant of "Boston Sucks!"
Oh somewhere in Fenway the Red sox smile tonight
And at the Boston Arena the Celtics are taking flight
But there is no joy in New England – out there they all just pout
Because the Patriots – the "Perfect Patriots" have just crapped out!