"Would you trade Josh Towers and Reed Johnson to the Orioles for Nick Markakis and Daniel Cabrera? I think it benefits both sides."

I just about had a hernia from laughing. The dude was 100% serious. Mike Wilner absolutely ripped him a new one.

Haha, I was gonna go back on AIM, but I knew you were laughing anyways. He was like

"You said Markakis, and I thought you were gonna say Rios, and then you throw Cabrera in there. MAYBE they would take Markakis and Cabrera for an Alex Rios and Dustin McGowan. If you can pull Josh Towers and Reed Johnson to the Orioles for Nick Markakis and Daniel Cabrera off, you'll be a very successful GM in the future, but the Orioles would never do that in a MILLION! years"

lol, nice.

Oh, and when that younger kid called in, Wilner was trying to be more conservitive and not yell at him, LOL.